
Option 2: The Physical Paperback
Printed at Near-Cost (No Corporate Markup)
A Beautiful Physical Object: Featuring gorgeous original illustrations by Paul Taylor.
The "Clever Commuter" Choice: Guaranteed to make you look intellectually dangerous on public transit.
Zero Middlemen Profit: Sold strictly at print-and-shipping cost so tech billionaires don't make a penny off climate satire.
Option 1: The Digital eBook
Free / Pay-What-You-Want
Instant Access: 316 pages of satirical eco-fiction directly on your device.
Zero Friction: No email required, no account creation, no marketing lists.
The Open-Source Honour System: Read it 100% free, or throw a few quid in the tip jar on the next page to help me keep this movement going.











